Hello! I write humor, fiction, essays, and other miscellany.
Welcome to my website.
These are a few of my favorite pieces:
A Typical Friday in Oregon, As Imagined By My East Coast Friends
Erotica Inspired By My Endometriosis
Please Donate to Our Introvert Rescue Park
Excerpts from the Winners of the Inaugural Kraft-Heinz Sponsored YA Fiction Contest
I'm the Continental Breakfast at Your Crappy Hotel, and I'm Going to Ruin Your Morning
An Afternoon With Me, The Man in an REI Print Ad
Daily Itinerary of a Girl in the Urban Outfitters Catalogue
With Me, The Man in an REI Print Ad
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