Hello! I write humor, fiction, essays, and other miscellany.

Welcome to my website.

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These are a few of my favorite pieces:

• A Typical Friday in Oregon, As Imagined By My East Coast Friends
• Erotica Inspired By My Endometriosis
• Please Donate to Our Introvert Rescue Park
• Excerpts from the Winners of the Inaugural Kraft-Heinz Sponsored  YA Fiction Contest
• I'm the Continental Breakfast at Your Crappy Hotel, and I'm Going to Ruin Your Morning
• An Afternoon With Me, The Man in an REI Print Ad
• Daily Itinerary of a Girl in the Urban Outfitters Catalogue With Me, The Man in an REI Print Ad

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Say hi.

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